Friday, August 11, 2006

Cooler Bag Sale!



Act fast - only one of these beauties are left!

Key Features

- Holds thirty-six 12-oz BEER cans plus ice!
- Therma-Flect® Insulation
- Patented seamless, removable, leak proof inner liner
- Two cargo pockets
- Adjustable padded shoulder strap (BEER gets heavy)
- Handy side pocket (ideal for Whiskey Flask)
- Front zippered security pocket (Smokes & Condoms)
- Collapsible

Testimonials

"Man, this thing holds a lot of beer!" -Wes Cyr
"Wait, take all the ice out and jam 12 more beers in there!" -MMac
"Do you think my condom(s) will be safe in that front pocket?" -JMac
"Can I put my can of pop in there with your beers guys?" -Gord
"Hey! Who's condom is this - it expired in 1991!" -DMac

FINE PRINT

Final sale is subject to approval by seller. Only alcohol drinkers please. Previous owner (Jacqui) is ineligible.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously my HUSBAND has wayyyy to much time on his hands! What do ya'll say I give him some "HOUSEWORK" to do? Sounds pretty good to me! :) MelMac <---Look at that, I'm in the "MAC" family.

DMac said...

Please forgive my wife - she laughs VERY hard at her own jokes. Then falls asleep.

..and everyone knows the WIFE does the housework.

(okay gotta run, im outta here...!)

Anonymous said...

Wow, all women think alike. I have been saying that Dwayne has too much time on his hands since the wedding!!! However, for some reason he has not used this time to GIVE ME BACK MY COOLER BAG!!! LOL!

Jacqui

Anonymous said...

MelMac, isn't that were "ALF" came from? I wouldn't go sharing that little nickname with anyone Mel :)

Too bad MMac is taken (ahem). I hear he's a real a-hole.

The real MMac

Anonymous said...

Melmac?!! Mmac was right, I got the real low down on this spy trying to infiltrate the family.
Copy and paste the link for the juicy pic!

http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pbglk-vqL4BsuZl9A0lV5eRVzGDmqABajorjzRKYrU4AEpzj7ZMYQzusjpBCDc9HIWIps6LJmr_cbUIcFlYOp9YqNxWtDhFh3rQGGYeQxK_q5SzLOF0ItK5beD6_IlJnM31n2eZmG9zoipV6MCUdhRwMkIyuMq_iv


keepin it real with willie tanner
Jmac

Anonymous said...

I think what JMac is trying to say is:

http://tinyurl.com/k7tzp

Wurd

The real MMac